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11.06.2025 01:13

No way
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No go.
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
So they tried
Thumbs down again.
They put up a sign reading
share office space ...
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
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Minds and Behinds
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
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Analysis & Anal Cysts
Next, they tried...
Freaks and Cheeks
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No, not a chance
Still no good
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Unacceptable again!
Everyone loved it.
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
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Catatonics & High Colonics
Hysterias & Posteriors
Then came..
How do you fight the push and pull (manipulation) tactic if you want to win him?
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
Another attempt resulted in ...
Just Forget it!
What can you do if someone makes a false accusation against you?
Loons and Moons
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
Still no good.
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Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
So, the docs changed it to read
Nuts and Butts
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids