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10.06.2025 03:20

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Nuts and Butts
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
Why do North Indians, living in Bangalore, not bother to learn Kannada?
They put up a sign reading
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Is it painful for men to wear bras, panties, and tampons?
Everyone loved it.
Unacceptable again!
Loons and Moons
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Thumbs down again.
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Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
No way
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
What are the ten cars that make me no longer feel inferior?
Still no good
Freaks and Cheeks
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
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Just Forget it!
Minds and Behinds
Then came..
No go.
Catatonics & High Colonics
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Why is the world male-dominated?
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Another attempt resulted in ...
Analysis & Anal Cysts
Still no good.
So, the docs changed it to read
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
So they tried
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Next, they tried...
No, not a chance
Hysterias & Posteriors
Specializing in Odds & Ends.