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Minds and Behinds
Another attempt resulted in ...
So, the docs changed it to read
No go.
No, not a chance
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Next, they tried...
Hysterias & Posteriors
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
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Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Nuts and Butts
Freaks and Cheeks
So they tried
No way
Thumbs down again.
Still no good
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Everyone loved it.
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Unacceptable again!
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Catatonics & High Colonics
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They put up a sign reading
Then came..
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
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Loons and Moons
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share office space ...
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Just Forget it!
Still no good.
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
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Specializing in Odds & Ends.
Analysis & Anal Cysts
Lost Souls & Butt Holes