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12.06.2025 05:52

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

Minds and Behinds

Another attempt resulted in ...

Astronomers thought the Milky Way was doomed to crash into Andromeda. Now they’re not so sure - The Conversation

So, the docs changed it to read

No go.

No, not a chance

NASA Pulls the Plug on Europa Lander, but Scientists Propose a Plan B - Gizmodo

Next, they tried...

Hysterias & Posteriors

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

Trump always acts like he was forced to be president, that he was chosen by God. Why do we put up with this? This maniac can't focus and get his mind off of being asskissed like an emperor.

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

What’s going on with measles, bird flu, and COVID? Here’s a guide to the latest. - The Boston Globe

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

Nuts and Butts

Freaks and Cheeks

Millions of Eggs Recalled After CDC Ties Them to a Massive Salmonella Outbreak Across 9 States - Food & Wine

So they tried

No way

Thumbs down again.

How can I help my cat adjust to sleeping in its own room after allowing it to sleep with us as a kitten?

Still no good

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

Everyone loved it.

Knicks’ coaching change could bring them everything they’re chasing - New York Post

Unacceptable again!

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

Catatonics & High Colonics

U.S. growth forecast cut sharply by OECD as Trump tariffs sour global outlook - CNBC

They put up a sign reading

Then came..

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

Patriots Minicamp Notebook: Moving into the red zone - 98.5 The Sports Hub

Loons and Moons

share office space ...

Why Adding More Bananas to Your Diet Could Impact Your Blood Pressure - Prevention

Just Forget it!

Still no good.

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

Amid tariff drama, good economic news can't catch a break - Axios

Specializing in Odds & Ends.

Analysis & Anal Cysts

Lost Souls & Butt Holes