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What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

11.06.2025 01:13

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

No way

No go.

Why do Trumpers and MAGA Republicans care who is trans and who is gay ECT? If they didn't have a personal interest in transgenderism it shouldn't matter so much then, right?

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

So they tried

Thumbs down again.

Why was Super Buu so afraid of having Fat Buu torn out and becoming Kid Buu if he was going to destroy the Earth even before his transformation?

They put up a sign reading

share office space ...

Specializing in Odds & Ends.

Astronauts Reveal The Shocking Beauty of Lightning From Space - ScienceAlert

Minds and Behinds

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

The everyday activity that can reveal your brain’s age - BBC

Analysis & Anal Cysts

Next, they tried...

Freaks and Cheeks

South Korea’s Venus-focused cubesat advances as larger missions face NASA cuts - SpaceNews

No, not a chance

Still no good

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

Nelly Korda coaxes in final birdie, overcomes front-nine 40 to stay in U.S. Women's Open mix - NBC Sports

Unacceptable again!

Everyone loved it.

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

Exclusive Trump interview: A big steel deal for Pennsylvania - Washington Examiner

Catatonics & High Colonics

Hysterias & Posteriors

Then came..

How do you fight the push and pull (manipulation) tactic if you want to win him?

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

Another attempt resulted in ...

Just Forget it!

What can you do if someone makes a false accusation against you?

Loons and Moons

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

Still no good.

'Club World Ca$h Grab': Players don protest shirts at pregame - Sounder at Heart

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

Lost Souls & Butt Holes

So, the docs changed it to read

Nuts and Butts

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids