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What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

10.06.2025 03:20

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

Nuts and Butts

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

Why do North Indians, living in Bangalore, not bother to learn Kannada?

They put up a sign reading

Lost Souls & Butt Holes

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

Is it painful for men to wear bras, panties, and tampons?

Everyone loved it.

Unacceptable again!

Loons and Moons

Michaels acquires Joann’s intellectual property, private label brands - WSB-TV

share office space ...

Thumbs down again.

The World Ends with You Director Tatsuya Kando Leaves Square Enix - Anime News Network

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

No way

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

What are the ten cars that make me no longer feel inferior?

Still no good

Freaks and Cheeks

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

The ‘golden summer of cheap flights’: Now’s the time for last-minute deals - CNN

Just Forget it!

Minds and Behinds

Then came..

Why do so many people seem to hate Nickelback? They're competent and entertaining, and while they certainly aren't the absolute best music, they're still a fun listen.

No go.

Catatonics & High Colonics

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

Why is the world male-dominated?

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

Another attempt resulted in ...

Analysis & Anal Cysts

Why did Democrats echo that Joe Biden was greater than FDR and should be put on Mt Rushmore? Why did Democrats vote for Biden blindly in the primaries and deny he was mentally impaired? Was it the lying media, or are Democrats ignorant and gullible?

Still no good.

So, the docs changed it to read

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

Why cant I feel anything in my sleep? I cannot even feel myself moving, breathing, and swallowing saliva! I cannot even hear anything, not even my alarm! Some people that I've been with says that I'm moving a lot in my sleep, how can I stop it?

So they tried

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

Next, they tried...

According to Amy Schumer, John Cena was actually inside of her during the TrainWreck love scene. I thought that was illegal in Hollywood?

No, not a chance

Hysterias & Posteriors

Specializing in Odds & Ends.